Sh*t my boyfriend says

Orange: Did you hear? There's an asteroid headed towards Earth.

Library Lady: Mm...

O: I bet it's carrying the Mayans.

LL: Sorry, what?

O: The asteroid, it's carrying the Mayans back to Earth for 2012. No one knows what happened to the Mayans, you know...

LL: Uh, yeah they do. They live in Mexico, and Guatemala, and Belieze.

O: Whatever. The Mayans are coming back, and Transformers live on the moon.

LL: When you put it that way it's hard to argue with your logic.